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Lord of the Gourds |
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Prolog: It
is the 9th year of obsession, in the third age of cucurbitus.
An
unlikely alliance has joined forces to save the planet from Sauron's
A epic
battle between everything good and beautiful against that which is
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In
early March, snow flurrys hit Northern California
Olivia
Poppies smile as the patch on Mount Doom gets a double dig...
Olivia
shows off our high tech germination chamber -
The
tank is filled with water, a fish tank heater keeps the water at 90 degrees
the
seeds are suspended over the water on damp paper towels.
100%
germination in 24 to 48 hours.
Where
is the %##$&%% door out of this place??
It's
May 7 - the twin's birthday - and all the pumpkin seeds have sprouted
Pippin
(1187 Slusarek) and Arwen (1191 Zunino) snuggle in their hobbit homes
in
the front patch, now known as, "The Shire"
Gandalf
the Orange (1069 Zunino) squares off against Lord Sauron
in
Sauron's temple on Mount Doom. Sauron's pedigree is one of
the
great
mysteries of my patch - Who could have bred a pumpkin so evil?
Amanda
whispers poetry as she pollinates gentle Arwen (1191 Zunino)
Gandalf
the Orange (1069 Zunino) sits on his throne with his flowing green robes
The
males are ready, Olivia's ready - let's consumate this thing!
Pippen
(1187 Slusarek) laughs when Olivia tickles him with her brush.
A
hobbit pumpkin he be, but perhaps no midget...
Lord
Sauron with his ugly little crown .
Can
this really be the "Lord of the Gourds?"
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